mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

che-casarosada:

So we have;

A Romanian Vampire-Satan,
A Armenian Jesus,
A Norwegian Babe,
A Danish Shakira,
A Lithuanian Shoe-thief,
A Belarusian Babe,
A Belgian eyebrow cutie,
A Italian man in suit,
A Icelandic God,
A Hungarian Hipster,
A Spanish cutie,
not Jedward,
Finnish Lesbians,
Swedish One Direction,
everyone else.

sararye:

allthegleefeels:

DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS

bennetwilcox:

welcome to europe

pyreo:

anoia:

what even is eurovision

kanyewesticle:

I can’t believe America won Eurovision

that’s a plot twist =)))

zarys:

Plot twist: Greece and Romania win both and they perform a dubstep dracula drunk remix together

Too bad it didn’t happened =)))

morgrana:

you see in england it’s not about winning

it’s about not coming last

studjolras:

i dont understand the hype here i mean denmark was good but c’mon it was no elevated singing dracula with half naked men dancing slightly erotically

wolfcifer:

You’re walking in the woods

There’s no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:

gay opera dubstep vampire